If Pissport isn’t in your crypto wallet yet…
what are you even doing??
Go touch grass and come back when you're ready for the most moist meme moment of the year
Pissport is tired.
He’s seen too much.
He’s sweaty, he’s juicy, and he’s finally stepping into the spotlight he never asked for.
It’s not a glow-up… it’s a drip-down.
MEET PISSPORT
A SWEATY LEGEND, A THICC ICON
Born in the backrooms of the meme-industrial complex,
raised by frogs and fueled by regret,
Pissport is the embodiment of that moment when you realize…
you shouldn’t have clicked that link
He vibes with the Boys Club, chills with Pepe, sips lean with Grimace, and probably has beef with Doge.
Nobody really knows what he is…
but everyone knows he’s him.